(For under $26)
There are few tools as essential to modern society as bottle openers. While “twist-off” lids are by far the norm these days, if you have ever been stuck in the painful situation where you simply must get a bottle open and no-one around has a bottle opener, then you know the need to have a good bottle opener lying around. Like the scouts say, “Be Prepared and never get stuck without alcohol”, or something along those lines.
One at a time, I guess that’s cool Happy Man, but real men can do two at once.
This would have to be the epitome of either modern day slothfulness or ingenious design. I’m leaning towards the latter. Modern Day Genius!
This bottle opener has a mission. To boldly go where no bottle opener has gone before and crack open the bottles of diplomacy with foreign and alien species.
Another example of sleek modern efficiency. Never again shall you be forced to use both hands to open your bottle. Useful for cool people, one-handed people, and cool-one-handed people.
This one is incredibly useful for those of us who can never remember just how many we have had. Dont waste brain space that could be used for other important things, let your bottle opener do your head counting for you.
This one is a bit of a change of pace, as it is by far the most practical one for you to carry around with you. Slip it in your wallet and never be unprepared for spontaneous bottle opening again!
A ring that is also a bottle opener, how marvellously efficient. Made from the highest quality stainless steel, this hides the bottle opener right in the palm of your hand.
This bottle opener actually bursts through the line of “fun bottle opener”, to “Incredibly Useful Bottle Opener”. This makes opening bottles as simple as can be. Simply put this in top of your bottle, push down and off pops the lid. My granny actually suggested this one to me, as she has terribly bad arthritis and without this, she would never be able to open a bottle again. Thanks Granny!
They might be coming more and more pass’e by the day, but I will always hold a special place in my heart for this zombie bottle opener. He’s Just so damn cute! ..edit.. (My boyfriend has just informed me that this is in fact not cute, and if this is cute then I am no longer allowed to call him cute. But this is cute isn’t it?)