The best part of the Dark Knight Rises was Tom Hardy’s portrayal of Bane, the supervillain that put Batman over his knee and gave him a good darn spanking. If you disagree then you probably have genitalia of the male variety and too busy drooling over Catwoman to be able to put up any real argument.
Despite my boyfriend (who is dressing up as Batman for a Halloween party we are going to) wanting me to dress up as Catwoman for Halloween, I’m going with Bane. Partly because I don’t really want to spend a whole night in a hot leather suit, and partly because I like the mental image of Bane making out with Batman in the back room of a party.
So, in order to fulfil my fantasy, I ordered this officially licensed Bane mask, that is 50% plastic and 50% awesome.