Giant Bacon Candy Cane

Giant Bacon Candy Cane

Well, it finally happened, Bacon has now completed its take over of the world by weaselling itself onto our Christmas Trees this year. Good job Bacon.

It is well-known that Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest, and it is with that in mind that we  merrily decorate our Christmas tree this year with a Hog flavoured candy cane. That does sound a little bit “keep it in the family” red neck style doesn’t it. Maybe I should start calling my Uncle’s by Dad one by one and see what sticks

And now, in the spirit of the season, I shall depart with a line from the greatest Bacon of them all, Sir Francis Bacon.

”For a crowd is not company, and faces are but a gallery of pictures; and talk but a tinkling cymbal, where there is no love.”

Yeah, Merry Christmas.

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