Oh Yeah! This is what my kitchen has been waiting for, a tool to literally make me 5 times faster. Well, a tool to make my herb chopping 5 times faster.
Think of all the things that you can do with the thyme that you will save with these scissors. I personally plan on starting a herb garden, so that I have more things to use the scissors on, therefore saving me more time, therefore entering me into a time vortex of sorts where I will never age and live forever. Or, you know, just read a book or something.