Never one to make a joke about getting into a drunk persons pants, i find that this belt buckle flask is the perfect way to get drunk from your pants.
Measuring about 3×4 inches, this belt flask will hold a couple of ounces alcohol or water (hey, its a remote possibility), which is around a couple of shots worth for any emergency dehydration situations that may arise. It is a clean, well rounded design, so you wont be stabbing your belly or other vital areas with any sharp edges.
Rest assured, that the flask does slip out of the belt buckle, dont you dont actually have to take your pants off in order to take a drink. So there is absolutely no need for anyone to get on their knees for a drink. None. That pick up line just wont work fellas.