Bacon, Whiskey, and Coffee Soap


Bacon, Whiskey and Coffee soap, ladies and gentlemen today we are one glorious step closer to the future. A future in which everything smells delicious. A future where you will no longer be judged for having a coffee and some bacon in your morning shower. A future where a shower whiskey is a thing.

We are not in this utopia just yet sadly, but I feel that this is a good step in that direction. Inside the stylish burlap bag you will discover a bar of coffee soap, a bar of bacon soap and a bar of hair of the dog soap which is an interesting blend of whiskey and coffee, for those mornings where just a coffee won’t cut it.

Product Specifications

  • Set of 3 scented soaps in a burlap sack
  • Includes Coffee bar, Hair of the Dog (Whiskey + Coffee blend) bar, and a slab o’ Bacon Soap
  • vegan-friendly
  • Dimensions: 3 1/2″ x 2 1/2″ x 1″ (Coffee and Hair of the Dog), 1 3/4″ x 1 1/4″ x 6 1/2″ (slab o’ bacon)
  • Weight: 16 oz.
  • Not tested on animals
  • Contains no meat byproducts (full ingredient list)
  • Handmade in Texas
  • Dont eat the damn soap

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