French Fry Lip Balm

french fry lip balm

You know that gross greasy feeling you get when you eat some oily french fries, now you can have that feeling anytime you like! French fry lip balm means that when you get that urge to go and stuff your face with disgusting food until your pores start to ooze canola oil, you no longer need to take a trip to your local fat and bread dealer to get your fix.

This stuff genuinely smells and tastes like french fries, or old feet as my girlfriend calls it, so if fries aren’t your thing then stay away. Moisturising and delicious, what more could a person want from their lip balm?

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