The Piranha plant is a staple of the Mario universe, and now it can be a staple of your next home made episode of hand puppet theater, thanks to this officially licensed Nintendo Piranha Plant Hand Puppet. Or you could do a weird version of puppetry of the penis if you had a particularly dexterous piranha mover.
14 inches tall and as glorious as a lions mane, washable with a damp cloth. We are truly living in the future.
Hey did you know that a few times in the Mario universe of games, the piranha plant has actually spoken, and is therefore actually considered to be a sentient being? Think about that the next time you kill one you mustachioed monster.
Disclaimer; does not actually breath fire.
