We all know why we are here, lets just get to it.

vaultboy bobblehead fallout4
7 Inch Vaultboy Bobblehead $20

Vault bot Bobblehead, its a Classic for a reason and a deserved number one on our list.

bobbleheads fallout 4

Unarmed, sneak, and Sexy Vault boy are also available from $15 to $20 at the official Bethesda Store. Dont get ripped off by certain other stores selling these guys for up to $150.

fallout 4 shirt

Fallout 4 Shirts and stuff $20

Wear the Shirt.

fallout iphone case

iPhone Case $13

Hold the phone.

samsung galaxy fallout case

Samsung Galaxy phone case $13

Hold a better phone.

Ok maybe vault boy isn’t your thing, so be sure to check out the many many other Fallout variations for your phone.

Fallout Vault Boy Shirt

 

So, back to Vault boy.

Vault Boy Gives you a thumbs up and wants you to have a Great Day shirt $20

have a day fallout 4 shirt

Vault boy hopes you run out of Rad X and wander into a pit of radioactive roaches and Have a Day Shirt $12

deathclaw toy Fallout 4

DeathClaw $11

Ooooh scary.

 

brotherhood of steel funko

 

Brotherhood of Steel FUNKO $11

“Nice armor, it would look better on the floor of my hotel room. No I literally mean I am going to kill you, loot your corpse, then dump it on the floor of my hotel room with 20 other sets just like it.”

Fallout Coasters

S.P.E.C.I.A.L Coasters $17

Soak up beer. Coaster. Int 0.

 

new california republic shirt

New California Republic Shirt $20

Ok yes we will be in Boston this time, but a two headed bear never goes out of style.

 

fallout please stand by mousepad

Please Stand By Mousepad $8

Mousepads also never go out of style.

tunnel snakes rule button

Tunnel Snakes Rule Pin Back Button $2

Because Tunnel Snakes Rule.

 

vault boy plushie

Vault Boy Plushie $20

Laser Cut Fallout brotherhood of steel earrings

Laser cut Brotherhood of Steel Earrings $15

 

fallout rad x necklace

Rad X Pendant Necklace $16

nuka cola etched beer mug

Nuka Cola Etched Beer Mug $15

fallout nuka cola clock

Nuka Cola Clock $24

brotherhood of steel decal

4 Inch Brotherhood of Steel Decal $2

vault-boy-wallet-fallout-4

Vault Boy Wallet $17

Fallout Power Armor T-51B Cookie Cutter

Fallout Power Armor T-51B Cookie Cutter $12 

Or a cookie cutter of a different type.

vault boy cookie cutter

Vault Boy Cookie Cutter $12

Both are sure to be delicious.

Big Book Of Science blank notebook

Big Book Of Science blank notebook $15 

Be sure to make notes on how delicious the cookies are in your big book of science.

chocolate ghoul heads

Chocolate ghoul heads $18.

Nothing whets the appetite quite like the thought of munching on the severed chocolaty head of a radioactive ghoul. Yum!

Vault 101 classic thong fallout underwear

Vault 101 Thong $13

It ishard to imagine that anyone could like anything more than Vault 101 underwear riding your crack, but I promise you this last item on ourt list is just pure Magic

Canvas Print Nude Fallout Obama With A Pip-Boy On A Unicorn Wearing A Vault Suit

The Artist calls this “Nude Fallout Obama with a pip-boy on a unicorn wearing a vault suit” and you can get this ridiculous piece for just $10.