We all know why we are here, lets just get to it.
Vault bot Bobblehead, its a Classic for a reason and a deserved number one on our list.
Unarmed, sneak, and Sexy Vault boy are also available from $15 to $20 at the official Bethesda Store. Dont get ripped off by certain other stores selling these guys for up to $150.
Wear the Shirt.
Hold the phone.
Hold a better phone.
Ok maybe vault boy isn’t your thing, so be sure to check out the many many other Fallout variations for your phone.
So, back to Vault boy.
Vault Boy Gives you a thumbs up and wants you to have a Great Day shirt $20
Vault boy hopes you run out of Rad X and wander into a pit of radioactive roaches and Have a Day Shirt $12
“Nice armor, it would look better on the floor of my hotel room. No I literally mean I am going to kill you, loot your corpse, then dump it on the floor of my hotel room with 20 other sets just like it.”
Soak up beer. Coaster. Int 0.
Ok yes we will be in Boston this time, but a two headed bear never goes out of style.
Mousepads also never go out of style.
Because Tunnel Snakes Rule.
Or a cookie cutter of a different type.
Both are sure to be delicious.
Be sure to make notes on how delicious the cookies are in your big book of science.
Nothing whets the appetite quite like the thought of munching on the severed chocolaty head of a radioactive ghoul. Yum!
It ishard to imagine that anyone could like anything more than Vault 101 underwear riding your crack, but I promise you this last item on ourt list is just pure Magic
The Artist calls this “Nude Fallout Obama with a pip-boy on a unicorn wearing a vault suit” and you can get this ridiculous piece for just $10.