5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides)

There is so much to learn from 5 very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), hereby referred to as 5VGRtPaDitM to keep things simple. For example, do you know how to tell if your loved ones are planning to eat you? If you said no, then you need this book!

Hosted at theoatmeal.com, this is a collection of absurdist comics straight from the warped mind of Matthew Inman, illustrator and master in general of the site.

If you have never heard of theoatmeal.com then boy will this be a treat for you, as long as you are the type of person that can find amusement in illustrated stories such as “How to Tell if your Cat is a Raging Homosexual” or “8 Ways to Prepare Your Pets for War”  which, to give you an example of the type of humor you will be dealing with:

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Source: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pets_war

It is absurdly ridiculous, highly offensive, and just pure plain fun. Do your mother a favor, but her this book for Christmas  she will never look the same way at a kitten with a samurai sword again. And just so you can’t say that we did not warn you, if you do buy 5VGRtPaDitM, then don’t be surprised when you suddenly get yourself banned from the local aquarium.