moldy-theft-deterrent-lunch-bag

Are you the kind of scumbag who loves to steal peoples lunches from the workplace fridge? Me too! Would you eat one of these? Me either.

I’m kidding of course, Hitler, late mergers on the highway, and Stalin are the only people evil enough to do such a thing.

This is a great way to ensure that Hitler stays away from you or your kid’s sandwiches.

Just be sure to tell the kids what you are doing beforehand. You don’t want a teacher call child services because you are sending your kids to school with moldy sandwiches!