Archer Flask

Malory: Why are you drinking?
Archer: It’s a party.
Malory: It’s a baby shower! For the bastard child you pumped into a filthy whore!
Archer: I’m obviously not saying now, but one of these days you’re going to make the best grandmother ever.
If theres one thing that Sterling Archer does well its international espionage. If theres one thing that Archer does excellently, its international espionage whilst drunk.

The Archer Suit Flask is a fantastic way to add a modicum of class to your secret crippling alcoholism. One side of the flask has one of Archers tailored suits. The other side has the Archer silhouette-style logo. Just remember that if you stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover might just kill you, so buy an Archer Flask and get into it.

Product Specifications

  • Officially Licensed Archer Suit Flask
  • Screw-on top with hinge, because you can’t be trusted to keep track of things when you’re drinking
  • Capacity: 6 oz. (just over 3 1/2 of those little airplane alcohol bottles)
  • Materials: Stainless steel, vinyl wrap
  • Dimensions: 4″ wide x 5″ tall (inc. cap) x 1″ deep
  • Warning: Don’t ever leave this uncapped. Do you want ants? Because that’s how you get ants.