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vapur portable plastic wine bottle

The Vapur Portable Plastic Wine Bottle is a wonderfully portable way to carry around your wine without the added weight of a glass wine bottle. This ...

$20

VAPUR Portable Plastic Wine Bottle

infused cubes instant cocktail

Ok, these are not instant. They are actually far from it seeing as how you have to freeze them first, but once they are frozen they are pretty quick, ...

$15

Instant Cocktails

santa stocking flask

  Deck the halls with shitloads of alcohol fa la la la la la la la After the last few months, this christmas is sure to be a tense one in a few h...

$10

Santa Stocking Flask

lebron action figurine

NBA Heroes LeBron James Action Figure On the Basketball Court he is a Superstar. Off Court he turns into a Metallic Hero who blasts evildoers with his...

$12

LeBron James Action Figure

Carlton Shirt

There are shirts and then there are shirts. This is a Carlton shirt. If you only ever wear one shirt for the rest of your life then this is the shirt....

$15

Carlton Shirt

drinking glove

Keep your hand warm, your beer cold, and your appearance… well lets just not worry about that. Available in a number of different colors and pat...

$10

Drinking Glove

deodorant flask

For all the other alcoholic gym bros out there who want to get a good pump on and then celebrate with by burning the demons out. You know who would lo...

$20

Deodorant Flask

Sexy Pig Bacon Lube

What is only thing that is better than having sex? Having sex with someone who smells like a delicious pig. May all your lonely farmer dreams come tru...

$17

Bacon Lube

Zelda Zippos

  This high quality Zippo Lighter is engraved with the Triforce symbol from everyone’s favorite triangle collecting simulator, The Legend o...

$23

Zelda Zippo’s

wine2go Foldable Wine Bottle

A foldable, reusable. leakproof, non-metal, lighter alternative to the everyday glass wine bottle, the Wine2Go is every wine connoisseurs new best fr...

$12

Foldable Wine Bottle

Star Wars Darth Vader BOttle Opener

Ok, so here’s what I would normally do for an item of this nature, I would sit down and have a bit of a think about some of the most famous quot...

$18

Darth Vader Bottle Opener

Archer Flask

Malory: Why are you drinking? Archer: It’s a party. Malory: It’s a baby shower! For the bastard child you pumped into a filthy whore! Arch...

$15

Archer Flask

day of the dead corckscrew

This skeletal Day of the Dead inspired corkscrew is a fantastic way to honour the dead in your own little alcoholic way. The Day of the Dead is a Mexi...

$21

Day Of The Dead Corkscrew

Balls of Steel Whisky Stones

You might think your whisky is cold now, but wait till you are cooling it down with Balls. Balls of Steel Whisky Stones that is. Now wait, I hear you ...

$25

Balls of Steel Whisky Stones

carma-sutra-the-auto-erotic-handbook-1-carma-sutra-976x976

Put your seatbelt on and get ready for the ride of your life! The Carma Sutra is your fully illustrated guide to the most romantic of all the baby-mak...

$6

Carma Sutra

Reusable Homebrew Labels

Homebrewers everywhere have two things in common no matter where they are in the world. One: A love of Homebrewing. Two: A hatred of marking the blood...

$25+

Reusable Homebrew Beer Labels

Bobba Fett Pipe

What better way to bring the dark side and the light side together than to sit them down and smoke a peace pipe together. Its hard to hate one another...

$20

Bobba Fett Pipe

We all know the feeling oh too well, you’re sipping on a Bloody Mary after a big night out and you you think to yourself, “This needs som...

$12

Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws

whiskey dick whiskey flavored lube

Those gloriously disgusting idiots over at epicmealtime are the absolute masters of the unnecessary. Their Youtube channel consists of hours upon hou...

$21

Whiskey Flavored Lube

Legless Pirate Cork Screw

Yarrr, what could be more Piratic than a legless Pirate Cork Screw ye landlubber tell me that will ye? Well, ok, maybe a rum bottle, but apart from th...

$20

Legless Pirate Cork Screw

vampire teabag

Vampire Teabags. Sometimes, you just stumble upon something on the Internet that makes you sit back and wonder what you are doing with your life, and ...

$15

Vampire Teabags

Periodic Beer Glass

Beer, mans greatest creation, can only be improved upon by serving it in a container worthy of its frothy awesomeness. I think that this Periodic Beer...

$12

Periodic Beer Glass

Speakeasy Briefs

Never again shall you have to remain boringly sober at your Little League soccer games, art exhibitions, or the inevitable court dates that come from...

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Top 10 Sneaky Flasks

Gameboy Flask

  The Nerdtendo Gameboze flask is the perfect way for any self respecting geek to hide their liquor. Provided of course that they don’t min...

$20

Gameboy Flask

Star Wars Death Star Grinder

  My kitchen herbs will now know fear like never before, this Death Star Herb Grinder shall grind my little green herbal enemies into dust. No th...

$22

Death Star Grinder

Drink Life Preserver Ring

The number one rule at every pool should always be to keep safety in mind at all times. But it is so important to think of others beside yourself, you...

$12

Drink Life Preserver Ring

Star-Wars-R2-D2-Bottle-Opener

If you are like me in that you are a heavy Drinking Star Wars fan then you are going to love this R2-D2 Star Wars Bottle Opener. I have always said th...

$16

R2-D2 Star Wars Bottle Opener

Old Key Bottle Opener

Never again shall you smash a beer bottle open with your forehead in frustration because you don’t have a bottle opener on hand. Save your foreh...

$4

Key Bottle Opener

Ghost Rider Bottle Opener

  If there is one thing that Marvel does well it is movies … and bottle openers. The Spirit of vengeance himself, the Ghost Rider has been chan...

$25

Ghost Rider Bottle Opener

“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it, if it were easy.” ~Tyrion Lannister, A Player in the Game of Thrones....

$20

Game of Thrones Bottle Opener

blue-raspberry-rock-candy-crystals-1-pound

This is by far the purest, most chemically sound product on the market, anywhere. You could charge twice the current rate for this stuff and your cust...

$14

Blue Rock Candy

Mustache Wine Charms

Is there any party classier than a mustache party? Perhaps a wine party, so it stands to reason that the only way to make a wine party classier is to ...

$4

Mustache Wine Charms

Never drink alone again with this 7 piece set of Drinking buddies. Your new drinking partners are made from food safe rubber, and consist of one bottl...

$8

Drinking Buddies

paddys pub pint glass

  This Authentic Paddys Pub Pint Glass is from the famous Patricks Pub from 1776, famously the worst Irish pub in Philadelphia. Though it does co...

$4

Paddys Pub Pint Glass

Chilly balls! Those of us who like balls in their drinks rather than regular old cubes rejoice! The Tovolo Spherical Ice Molds are here to save the da...

$10

Sphere Ice Molds

breaking bad stash box

Walter White: Nobel Prize winning chemistry genius turned science teacher turned kingpin; the central character of hit series Breaking Bad, now has hi...

$10

Breaking Bad Stash Box

Breaking-Bad-Money-Clip-Set

This set of two Breaking Bad Money Clips feature Bryan Cranston’s badass Walter White and White’s evil twin Heisenberg as seen on AMC̵...

$17

Breaking Bad Money Clip

  For all the literal Bacon Lovers out there, from the people who brought you Bacon Lube, and Bacon Roses comes the trifecta in the bacon lover...

$10

Bacon Condoms

Bible Flasks – Its how nuns and priests relax after a long day on their knees. This 4 oz flask hidden in a bible is the perfect way to enjoy chu...

$14

Bible Flask

Be it Religious wars, Racism, Sexism, Human beings all over the world seem to be far more occupied focusing on the things that separate us than the t...

$12

The Drunken Botanist

Belt buckle flask

  Never one to make a joke about getting into a drunk persons pants, i find that this belt buckle flask is the perfect way to get drunk from your p...

$8

Belt Buckle Flask

brandy pipe

Put down your boring old brandy tumblers and drink your Brandy like a gentleman with this ever so suave Brady Pipe. Any Gentleman worth his salt will ...

$20

Brandy Pipe

Who doesn’t love a cranky skull. It worked well in the Dresden Files, which naturally means that it translates well to real life. This Skull B...

$20

Cranky Skull Bottle Opener

Bottle Top Launcher

  This bottle top shooter known as the cap zapper means your enormous collection of bottle caps is no longer simply a testament to your crippling alc...

$9

Bottle-top Launcher

Bottle Moustache

  Have you ever looked at your beer bottle and thought “This bottle needs something. Something masculine yet ridiculous. Something subtle yet...

$12

Bottle Moustache

Game of Thrones Lannister Stein

    Stoke the hearth and tap the keg because the Lannisters are in town. This 22 ounce ceramic stein has a rich gold trim and is adorned with th...

$21

Game of Thrones Lannister Steins

Death Star Ice Cube Tray

    Your puny cubes no longer amuse me, from now on only spheres shall chill my libations. This two-part ice tray snaps together, and is fil...

$8

Death Star Ice Sphere Mold

stainless steel whiskey stones

  These are hands down the single best set of Whiskey Stones I have ever come across. Stop looking at all the other Stones and Rocks and get a set of...

$20

Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones

Hangover Prevention Patch

Stop hangovers before they start! Wouldn’t that be lovely, to wake up on a Sunday morning not feeling like you just swallowed a packet of san...

$15

Hangover Prevention Patch

Poop Stained Panties

Keep your money hidden is the one place that even crack heads dare to tread. In your shit stained underwear! These skidmarked bloomers are the perfe...

$15

Poop Stained Underwear Wallet

The perfect bar just got a little bit more perfect with this 2 in one Universal Remote Control that doubles as a Bottle Opener. Never again will you s...

$13

Universal Remote and Bottle Opener

classy shot glass

Or, How to Drink Like a Sir. The description on the store page asks only one thing of you, to fill this with whatever cures your ails, be it fruit pun...

$6

Happiness Elixir Shot Glass

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