Personalised Bbq-Branding-Iron

If you have ever seen a steak at a BBQ and said that one has my name on it, well now you can prove it with this personalised BBQ Branding kit. This br...


Bbq Branding Iron

custom thongs

Boring shoes be gone! No longer shall we have to endure the eternal shame of walking around in boring old flip flops, a seller on etsy FlipSideFlipFlo...


Custom Flip Flops

  What could any man on earth possibly want more than to be able to smear himself all over with the nectar of the gods known as Guinness Extra S...


Guinness Beer Soap


This set of two Breaking Bad Money Clips feature Bryan Cranston’s badass Walter White and White’s evil twin Heisenberg as seen on AMC̵...


Breaking Bad Money Clip

How To LIve With a Huge Penis

Terrible Mothers day gift, or best Mothers Day gift ever? How to Live With a Huge Penis is the essential guide for men living with this terrible and m...


How To Live With a Huge Penis

  For all the literal Bacon Lovers out there, from the people who brought you Bacon Lube, and Bacon Roses comes the trifecta in the bacon lover...


Bacon Condoms

custom wax seal stamp

  This is a great little idea, a handmade custom wax sealing stamp with two letters of your choice set in a heart in the centre of it. It measu...


Custom Wax Seal Stamp

The Pacifier Mustache is bringing the killer mo back in style baby! Crafted from child grade food safe silicone and non toxic materials, this dummy wi...


Pacifier Mustache

The Smart Baker Meat Temperature and Times BBQ Apron is a perfect gift for the man that has everything, yet is still man enough to grill his own meat...


BBQ Temperature Apron

Game of Thrones Not Today Necklace

There is only one God and His name is Death, and there is only one thing we say to Death: Not Today. Wise words from Syrio Forel, and great words to l...


Not Today

poop dragon

  This is my worst nightmare come to life, a Poop Dragon. Terrifying villagers with its massive poops and ear splitting cries, the poop dragon is...


Baby Dragon Costumes

Be it Religious wars, Racism, Sexism, Human beings all over the world seem to be far more occupied focusing on the things that separate us than the t...


The Drunken Botanist

Belt buckle flask

  Never one to make a joke about getting into a drunk persons pants, i find that this belt buckle flask is the perfect way to get drunk from your p...


Belt Buckle Flask

All the single ladies of the world may now rejoice, the boyfriend pillow is here to keep you company when others cant. Never again shall you know the...


Boyfriend Arm Pillow

The only thing that could possibly be better than a marshmallow gun is a Double Barrelled Marshmallow Gun. The smooth slide pump action combined ...


Marshmallow Gun

  GREENMAN SUIT.   Machine washable, made from 91% Polyester, 9% spandex and 120% awesomeness, this GreenMan suit is the perfect way to danc...



  Domo-kun has bunny ears and is ready for Easter eggs. Many Easter eggs. ALL the Easter eggs! Unless they are apple flavored Easter eggs, b...



brandy pipe

Put down your boring old brandy tumblers and drink your Brandy like a gentleman with this ever so suave Brady Pipe. Any Gentleman worth his salt will ...


Brandy Pipe

i love fresh balls

There are few problems that have plagued mankind over the course of human history as dire as the affliction only known as ‘Crotch Rot’, ...


Fresh Balls

emergency mustache set

Never again shall you be in a situation where you are in desperate need of a mustache, but because of lack of foresight or being screwed over by gen...


Emergency Mustache Set

Bottle Top Launcher

  This bottle top shooter known as the cap zapper means your enormous collection of bottle caps is no longer simply a testament to your crippling alc...


Bottle-top Launcher


This Star Wars Bantha Plushie might indeed be a filthy animal according to Mace Windu, but he is still great fun for the whole family! This Star Wa...


Bantha Plushie

Gummy Bears are delicious. Chocolate is Delicious. Delicious + Delicious = Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears. Yes, you would do well to fear my math, ...


Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears

  Add some flavour to your babies mouth with this Big Teeth Pacifier. Your baby will absolutely love the attention this dentist approved toothy p...


Big Teeth Pacifier

If you have ever owned a child, then you will be able to see the value of anything that stops them from spreading their food as far and wide as possib...


Spill Proof Bowl

  This is the kind of thing that makes me wish I was just a little bit younger so I could get away with being all hipster and play with this Cybe...


Cyberman Etch-A-Sketch

If you are a lover of peanut butter then we recommend that you stay away from this Instant Regret Peanut Butter. Stay well away. The most aptly name...


Instant Regret Peanut Butter

This three pack of Batman glow in the dark panties are some awesomely sexy-cute (What? That’s a word!) but beware, the site from which you get t...


Batman Glow in the Dark Panties

stainless steel whiskey stones

  These are hands down the single best set of Whiskey Stones I have ever come across. Stop looking at all the other Stones and Rocks and get a set of...


Stainless Steel Whiskey Stones

This thing is proof that when it comes to usefulness, size is not always important. This tiny Leatherman comes in at just 2.5 inches when it’s...


Leatherman Micro Multitool

Poop Stained Panties

Keep your money hidden is the one place that even crack heads dare to tread. In your shit stained underwear! These skidmarked bloomers are the perfe...


Poop Stained Underwear Wallet

The perfect bar just got a little bit more perfect with this 2 in one Universal Remote Control that doubles as a Bottle Opener. Never again will you s...


Universal Remote and Bottle Opener

This, this thing right here.Imagine if you will, the touch of an Angel. This Angel has been sent down from heaven with one task and one task only, to ...


Head Massager

babvy elvis wig

Are you sick of putting up with the shame of having to take your bald baby out in public? Does your baby often complain about having a cold head? Are ...


Baby Elvis Wig

This is the ultimate DIY guide for geeky dads who want to pass on their geek-hood and knowledge to their kids in a fun and engaging manner. This is pe...


Geek Dad’s Guide to Weekend Fun

Allow your child to let the real monster inside of them out with this Shark Fin Float for kids. We all know that little kids are the real monsters of ...


Shark Fin Float for Kids

Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen ...


Batman Knife

These kids lunch bags are wonderfully cute and well designed  for both little boys and little girls from the ages of about 3 to 5. It is the perfect...


Zoo Kids Lunch Bags – $14

This cool little measuring spoon is a four in one, the all terrain bad boy of kitchen measuring spoons. It measures 1 Tbsp, 1/2 Tbsp, 1 Tsp and 1/2 Ts...

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4 in 1 Measuring spoon – $7

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