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dog butt magnets

Because who doesn’t love a dirty ass on their fridge? If dog asses arent  your thing, then how about a cat ass? There is an ass to please ever...

$11

Dog Butt Magnets

santa stocking flask

  Deck the halls with shitloads of alcohol fa la la la la la la la After the last few months, this christmas is sure to be a tense one in a few h...

$10

Santa Stocking Flask

solar powered waving queen

Place your very own Solar Powered Waving Queen in sunlight and watch Her Majesty wave her subtle wave that lets you know just how much better than y...

$13

Solar Powered Waving Queen

Carlton Shirt

There are shirts and then there are shirts. This is a Carlton shirt. If you only ever wear one shirt for the rest of your life then this is the shirt....

$15

Carlton Shirt

horse head squirrel feeder

The only thing funnier than someone in a Horse Head mask is an animal in a horse head mask. Or a cat falling off something. This hanging vinyl 6-1/2&#...

$25

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

drinking glove

Keep your hand warm, your beer cold, and your appearance… well lets just not worry about that. Available in a number of different colors and pat...

$10

Drinking Glove

Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-p...

$8

Portable Pizza Pocket

Sexy Pig Bacon Lube

What is only thing that is better than having sex? Having sex with someone who smells like a delicious pig. May all your lonely farmer dreams come tru...

$17

Bacon Lube

derp link mousepad

Look, Im not 100% sure what this is but I know that I love it. Sure you could look through the creators Etsy page and find plenty of normal mousepads,...

$8

Derp Link Mousepad

rude balloons

You know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send LeadBaloons.com a ...

$1

Rude Baloons

Romantic Toilet Paper

If you have ever been in the uncomfortable position of having to apologise to someone’s ass for… whatever reason, rest assured that no...

$15

Romantic Toilet Paper

dancing with jesus

  Dancing with Jesus puts to rest the notion that having holes in your feet means that you cant use them to bust a move. Dancing with Jesus is filled...

$11

Dancing With jesus

The book that every person who has ever pooped needs to read, the Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop This book is the only known translation o...

$9

Kama Pootra

Cthulhu Ski Mask

This Cthulhu Ski Mask is designed and made to fit a human head, a human head that desires to take on the look of the dark one, of the elder gods. The...

$25

Cthulhu Ski Mask

carma-sutra-the-auto-erotic-handbook-1-carma-sutra-976x976

Put your seatbelt on and get ready for the ride of your life! The Carma Sutra is your fully illustrated guide to the most romantic of all the baby-mak...

$6

Carma Sutra

guys can be cat ladies too

For “cat-curious” men life can be hard. Dogs are well known to be a mans best friend so society views a single man that owns a cat as some...

$10

Guys Can Be Cat Ladies Too

unt mug

I have no idea what an UNT is, but the person who sent this to me assures me wholeheartedly that I am one, and that this mug is the perfect gift for m...

$15

Unt Mug

We all know the feeling oh too well, you’re sipping on a Bloody Mary after a big night out and you you think to yourself, “This needs som...

$12

Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws

whiskey dick whiskey flavored lube

Those gloriously disgusting idiots over at epicmealtime are the absolute masters of the unnecessary. Their Youtube channel consists of hours upon hou...

$21

Whiskey Flavored Lube

Lego-ron-burgundy

Americans favorite newscaster is back, bigger and better than ever. Well, ok, maybe not bigger, but easier to fit into my pocket than ever in his new ...

$20

Lego Ron Burgundy

vampire teabag

Vampire Teabags. Sometimes, you just stumble upon something on the Internet that makes you sit back and wonder what you are doing with your life, and ...

$15

Vampire Teabags

Speakeasy Briefs

Never again shall you have to remain boringly sober at your Little League soccer games, art exhibitions, or the inevitable court dates that come from...

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Top 10 Sneaky Flasks

ryan gosling earrings

How many times have you looked at your plain old no-Gosling earring and thought to yourself, damn, I am sick and tired of not having Ryan Gosling on m...

$16

Ryan Gosling Earrings

best corkscrew ever

However excited you and I may get over cracking open another bottle of wine, our excitement is nothing compared to this guys love of opening a new bot...

$11

Happy Man CorkScrew

Shark Laser Pointer

Its a shark, with a frickin laser pointer attached to it frickin head! What more do you really need to know? Everybody out right now and go buy one, n...

$15

Shark Laser Pointer

Mustache Wine Charms

Is there any party classier than a mustache party? Perhaps a wine party, so it stands to reason that the only way to make a wine party classier is to ...

$4

Mustache Wine Charms

Zombie Kitty

This adorable undead kitty will give your children nightmare for years to come, and ensure that, when the time comes, the kids will ask for a puppy in...

$15

Zombie Kitty Plush

Brain Shaped Ice Cubes

These Brain Shaped Ice Cubes trays are the best way to ensure that your Halloween party is the coolest on the block. As you can see the Brain ice tray...

$7

Brain Shaped Ice Cubes

D.DOG-Toilet-Tissue-Paper-Holder

Are your party guests reluctant to use your toilet? Do you feel the need to liven up your throne room with a dash of humor and personality? Is your to...

$22

D.DOG Toilet Tissue Paper Holder

bullshit stamp

At long last, I finally found a gift that will allow me to be honest when the boss dumps one more of his stupid efficiency proposals on my desk. The n...

$13

Bullshit Stamp

Go Away Funny Doormat

  Are you one of those people who always seems to attract the wrong kind of attention? I am always the one person who always gets bitten by the b...

$16

Not So Friendly Welcome Mat

boobie beanie

  The Boovie Beanie is a clever little handmade hat for breastfeeding kids to make their head look like, well, a boob.  Designed in Australia by...

$20

Boobie Beanie

roast-my-weenie-hot-dog-cooker

  Because someone, somewhere thought to themselves, “Hey, these hot dogs just aren’t phallic enough, how can we fix that” and t...

$18

Roast My Weenie

  As someone who likes to make the absolute best use out of my “Down Time” the potty putter is an absolute godsend. Now I can practice my...

$20

Potty Putter

How To LIve With a Huge Penis

Terrible Mothers day gift, or best Mothers Day gift ever? How to Live With a Huge Penis is the essential guide for men living with this terrible and m...

$12

How To Live With a Huge Penis

Fart Pads

  These Subtle Butt fart pads are designed to absorb and neutralize farts. Simply put the fart pad in your underwear and fart away, secure in...

$13

Fart Pads

  For all the literal Bacon Lovers out there, from the people who brought you Bacon Lube, and Bacon Roses comes the trifecta in the bacon lover...

$10

Bacon Condoms

  Are you often concerned that your dog just isn’t fancy enough to take to the country club or the theatre?  Well worry no more, the Doggy...

$6

Tuxedo Dog Collar

From the people that brought you the completely mental blood bath mat, we have something new splattered with blood for the whole family to enjoy, the ...

$20

Blood Bath Shower Curtain

  Well, it might snot be for everyone, but this Birchstone studios Egg Separator is certainly one of the more unique items we have seen in a little w...

$19

Snot a Mug Egg Separator

  GREENMAN SUIT.   Machine washable, made from 91% Polyester, 9% spandex and 120% awesomeness, this GreenMan suit is the perfect way to danc...

$18

GREENMAN

So, Perhaps I am mentally sick and twisted beyond belief. It is possible, I was dropped on my head quite a lot as a child. But when I look at this Bat...

$20

“Psycho” Bloody Bath Mat

i love fresh balls

There are few problems that have plagued mankind over the course of human history as dire as the affliction only known as ‘Crotch Rot’, ...

$12

Fresh Balls

emergency mustache set

Never again shall you be in a situation where you are in desperate need of a mustache, but because of lack of foresight or being screwed over by gen...

$8

Emergency Mustache Set

Bottle Moustache

  Have you ever looked at your beer bottle and thought “This bottle needs something. Something masculine yet ridiculous. Something subtle yet...

$12

Bottle Moustache

joffrey target practice

If anyone in the history of literature needs shooting in the head, it is Joffrey Baratheon. George R. R. Martin certainly has a penchant for creating ...

$14

Joffrey Target Practice

2013 is the Chinese year of the snake, and it seems fitting that this should be the year to coincide with the American Year of the Shamed Squirrel. T...

$14

Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Cat-In-A-Can. Never again shall you be forced to go without a cat for any period of time whatsoever with this all new Cat in a Can. Cat in A Can provi...

$12

CAT IN A CAN

How TO Swear Around The World

In the event that you are planning a trip anywhere around the world this Christmas then this book is for you. Not only so you can identify when the ta...

$10

How To Swear Around The World

The Dark Knight

What does The Dark Knight like to do on his day off? Put his feet up, crack one open and hop into his snuggie. This Batman Comfy Throw with sleeves wi...

$25

Batman Snuggie Robe

3d SHark Socks

Foot goes in. Shark bites down. Foot becomes warm. That’s how socks and sharks work. Or, that how sharks work in my fantasy world, where sha...

$8

Shark Socks

Poop Stained Panties

Keep your money hidden is the one place that even crack heads dare to tread. In your shit stained underwear! These skidmarked bloomers are the perfe...

$15

Poop Stained Underwear Wallet

babvy elvis wig

Are you sick of putting up with the shame of having to take your bald baby out in public? Does your baby often complain about having a cold head? Are ...

$7

Baby Elvis Wig

Filthy filthy mad libs. That’s what I like. To kill Hitler with a Giant Magical personal Pleasure Device, that’s the reason I get up in th...

$10

Cards Against Humanity

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