Who wouldnt want to hang Marios balls on their christmas tree? I am 100% only adding this because the idea of Marios balls makes me laugh like a child...


Marios Balls

solar powered waving queen

Place your very own Solar Powered Waving Queen in sunlight and watch Her Majesty wave her subtle wave that lets you know just how much better than y...


Solar Powered Waving Queen

lebron action figurine

NBA Heroes LeBron James Action Figure On the Basketball Court he is a Superstar. Off Court he turns into a Metallic Hero who blasts evildoers with his...


LeBron James Action Figure

Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-p...


Portable Pizza Pocket

Sexy Pig Bacon Lube

What is only thing that is better than having sex? Having sex with someone who smells like a delicious pig. May all your lonely farmer dreams come tru...


Bacon Lube

derp link mousepad

Look, Im not 100% sure what this is but I know that I love it. Sure you could look through the creators Etsy page and find plenty of normal mousepads,...


Derp Link Mousepad

rude balloons

You know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send LeadBaloons.com a ...


Rude Baloons

nic cage pillowcase

The One True God Nic Cage has now graced us with his very image on a pillowcase, that we may have him close to our dreams to protect us from the evil ...


Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

skull fried egg ring

Spooky Eggs. Goes well with demonic bacon on some fiendish toast. All you need is this Skull Egg Ring, two eggs, and half a brain, and you are well on...


Skull Egg Ring

Romantic Toilet Paper

If you have ever been in the uncomfortable position of having to apologise to someone’s ass for… whatever reason, rest assured that no...


Romantic Toilet Paper

dancing with jesus

  Dancing with Jesus puts to rest the notion that having holes in your feet means that you cant use them to bust a move. Dancing with Jesus is filled...


Dancing With jesus

The book that every person who has ever pooped needs to read, the Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop This book is the only known translation o...


Kama Pootra


This little piggy didn’t go to market… because he got stuck in your mug! Turn everyday empty containers into your own personal piggy bank. Wh...


Greedy Pig Bank


Do you remember the time a little monkey in a cute little coat took over the internet? OK, yes, it has been a while, especially in internet terms whe...


Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

day of the dead corckscrew

This skeletal Day of the Dead inspired corkscrew is a fantastic way to honour the dead in your own little alcoholic way. The Day of the Dead is a Mexi...


Day Of The Dead Corkscrew

Chicken Drumstick Pillow

Our delightfully odd friends over at belovedwear presents something you didnt even know you never needed, the Chicken Drumstick pillow. Its a pillow t...


Chicken Drumstick Pillow

Cthulhu Ski Mask

This Cthulhu Ski Mask is designed and made to fit a human head, a human head that desires to take on the look of the dark one, of the elder gods. The...


Cthulhu Ski Mask

super hero poop batman

Etsy delivers the WTF yet again, this time in the form of poo. Superhero poo.   Happily there is also one for the kids in the form of a Cookie Mo...


Superhero Poop

Normal push pins are boring. Ok yeah, they perform an important job and aren’t designed to be fun and exciting, like garbagemen. But wouldn̵...


Googly Eyes Push Pins

ron swanson bust

  This 7 inch bust of Ron Swanson from NBC’s Parks and Recreation is a glorious testament to the pure masculine glory that is Ron Swanson. Whil...


Ron Swanson Bust


Bacon, Whiskey and Coffee soap, ladies and gentlemen today we are one glorious step closer to the future. A future in which everything smells deliciou...


Bacon, Whiskey, and Coffee Soap

chicken diaper

Much like grandma, having your chicken running around your house with its nether regions hanging out will ruin even the most relaxed dinner parties. N...


Chicken Diapers

chocolate dipped insects

This Valentines day, instead of giving your girlfriend the same chocolate covered nuts that you do every year, how about you present your love with so...


Chocolate Covered Insects

Archer Pam's Dolphin Puppet

  SOlve all your workplace related problems with Pams Dolphin Puppet Plush Figure! This life sized version of Pams favorite HR tool is wearable and f...


Pam’s Dolphin Puppet

french fry lip balm

You know that gross greasy feeling you get when you eat some oily french fries, now you can have that feeling anytime you like! French fry lip balm me...


French Fry Lip Balm

We all know the feeling oh too well, you’re sipping on a Bloody Mary after a big night out and you you think to yourself, “This needs som...


Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws

  Keep the whole family entertained at the dinner table with this unique Calf and Half Double Walled Pitcher with Udders. Because nothing entertains ...


Calf and Half Double Walled Pitcher

roller sticky notes

These fantastic Roller Sticky Notes will paint you a brand shiny new sticky note whenever you feel you need it the most. Simply roll it on and just tr...


Roller Sticky Notes

Pet Superhero Costumes

Give your pet the gift of a lifetime this christmas, dress them up as their favorite superhero! Or even your favorite superhero! Easy to put on and pe...


Pet Superhero Costumes

vampire teabag

Vampire Teabags. Sometimes, you just stumble upon something on the Internet that makes you sit back and wonder what you are doing with your life, and ...


Vampire Teabags

skull and crossbones wax stamp

From now on, whenever I post out my bills to the electricity company I shall seal them with this Skull & Crossbones Wax Seal Stamp to let them kno...


Skull and Crossbones Wax Stamp


The Buddha Butter dish is the most perfectly enlightened way to keep your butter fresh, and there is nothing like a bit of fresh buddha butter. One ca...


Buddha Buddah


  Тhе Zippo Hand Warmer іs the реrfесt item for everyone outdoors lover that needs tо fight off thе сold. No matter what you are doin...


Zippo Hand Warmer

Buy Unique GIfts for men MANCARD

You can tell that this is a real Mancard by its very manly moustache, and the fact that it says MANCARD right there in big bold letters. This Stainles...



Walking Dead Daryl Bobblehead

Right оut оf АМС’s gloriously gory hіt ТV shоw Тhе Wаlkіng Dеаd, соmеs thіs very cool Тhе Wаlkіng Dеаd Dаrуl Dіхоn ...


Walking Dead Daryl Bobble Head

Victorian Skeleton Necklace

This Victorian Skeleton Necklace is at first glance nothing more than a distinguished Victorian lady Cameo, but a second glance will reveal a ghouli...


Victorian Skeleton Necklace

walking dead latex zombie mask

Celebrate the return of The Walking Dead to our screens with this 100% latex adult sized zombie mask. This thing is terrifying enough to ensure you ...


Walking Dead Latex Zombie Mask

ryan gosling earrings

How many times have you looked at your plain old no-Gosling earring and thought to yourself, damn, I am sick and tired of not having Ryan Gosling on m...


Ryan Gosling Earrings


This is by far the purest, most chemically sound product on the market, anywhere. You could charge twice the current rate for this stuff and your cust...


Blue Rock Candy

Deep Tea Diver Tea Infuser

Start the day the right way with a nice heady tea. This Deep Tea Diving Helmet tea strainer is based on the classical Meoguri styled diving helmet (yo...


Deep Tea Diving Helmet

Zombie Kitty

This adorable undead kitty will give your children nightmare for years to come, and ensure that, when the time comes, the kids will ask for a puppy in...


Zombie Kitty Plush

Brain Shaped Ice Cubes

These Brain Shaped Ice Cubes trays are the best way to ensure that your Halloween party is the coolest on the block. As you can see the Brain ice tray...


Brain Shaped Ice Cubes

Tiny Sad Keanu Figurine

Poor Sad Little Keanu Reeves, he just really needs a hug. Or a sandwich, he might look happier with a sandwich. Ok, maybe not. This Itsy Bitsy Sad Kea...


Tiny Sad Keanu Figurine

breaking bad stash box

Walter White: Nobel Prize winning chemistry genius turned science teacher turned kingpin; the central character of hit series Breaking Bad, now has hi...


Breaking Bad Stash Box

Ninja Grappling Hook

    This is the perfect way for any Batman wannabe to enter the superhero game without the budget of Bruce Wayne. Not everyone has a few billion...


Folding Grappling Hook

DOMO Toaster

Domo helps you say farewell to eating boring old plain toast, and hello to DOMO TOAST, toast with feeling! This Domo toaster puts the face of everyone...


DOMO Toaster

  As someone who likes to make the absolute best use out of my “Down Time” the potty putter is an absolute godsend. Now I can practice my...


Potty Putter

breast milk lollipops

Lollipop makers Lollyphile specialize in making unusual flavored lollipops aimed at adults, with flavors ranging from Chocolate Bacon to Absinth,  bu...


Breast Milk Lollipops

custom thongs

Boring shoes be gone! No longer shall we have to endure the eternal shame of walking around in boring old flip flops, a seller on etsy FlipSideFlipFlo...


Custom Flip Flops

    For anyone who likes a good bike ride at night, these Bicycle Wheel Lights are a great way to improve your odds of getting home alive, as ...


Bike Wheel Lights

skull toilet assisitant

  This is the perfect gift for someone who suffers from constipation. Why, I hear you ask? Because I am pretty damn sure that if I got up in the midd...


Skeletal Toilet Assistant

  Are you often concerned that your dog just isn’t fancy enough to take to the country club or the theatre?  Well worry no more, the Doggy...


Tuxedo Dog Collar

custom wax seal stamp

  This is a great little idea, a handmade custom wax sealing stamp with two letters of your choice set in a heart in the centre of it. It measu...


Custom Wax Seal Stamp

All the single ladies of the world may now rejoice, the boyfriend pillow is here to keep you company when others cant. Never again shall you know the...


Boyfriend Arm Pillow

So, Perhaps I am mentally sick and twisted beyond belief. It is possible, I was dropped on my head quite a lot as a child. But when I look at this Bat...


“Psycho” Bloody Bath Mat

  Domo-kun has bunny ears and is ready for Easter eggs. Many Easter eggs. ALL the Easter eggs! Unless they are apple flavored Easter eggs, b...



emergency mustache set

Never again shall you be in a situation where you are in desperate need of a mustache, but because of lack of foresight or being screwed over by gen...


Emergency Mustache Set


Sriracha Lip Balm – Or how to torture someone. When one thinks of lip balm, one does often thinks of painful lips, but usually the Lip Balm is t...


Sriracha Lip Balm


This Star Wars Bantha Plushie might indeed be a filthy animal according to Mace Windu, but he is still great fun for the whole family! This Star Wa...


Bantha Plushie

Gummy Bears are delicious. Chocolate is Delicious. Delicious + Delicious = Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears. Yes, you would do well to fear my math, ...


Chocolate Covered Gummy Bears

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