solar powered waving queen

Place your very own Solar Powered Waving Queen in sunlight and watch Her Majesty wave her subtle wave that lets you know just how much better than y...


Solar Powered Waving Queen

Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-p...


Portable Pizza Pocket

Sexy Pig Bacon Lube

What is only thing that is better than having sex? Having sex with someone who smells like a delicious pig. May all your lonely farmer dreams come tru...


Bacon Lube

rude balloons

You know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send a ...


Rude Baloons

nic cage pillowcase

The One True God Nic Cage has now graced us with his very image on a pillowcase, that we may have him close to our dreams to protect us from the evil ...


Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

Romantic Toilet Paper

If you have ever been in the uncomfortable position of having to apologise to someone’s ass for… whatever reason, rest assured that no...


Romantic Toilet Paper

dancing with jesus

  Dancing with Jesus puts to rest the notion that having holes in your feet means that you cant use them to bust a move. Dancing with Jesus is filled...


Dancing With jesus

The book that every person who has ever pooped needs to read, the Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop This book is the only known translation o...


Kama Pootra


This little piggy didn’t go to market… because he got stuck in your mug! Turn everyday empty containers into your own personal piggy bank. Wh...


Greedy Pig Bank


Do you remember the time a little monkey in a cute little coat took over the internet? OK, yes, it has been a while, especially in internet terms whe...


Runaway Monkey Air Freshener

Chicken Drumstick Pillow

Our delightfully odd friends over at belovedwear presents something you didnt even know you never needed, the Chicken Drumstick pillow. Its a pillow t...


Chicken Drumstick Pillow

Cthulhu Ski Mask

This Cthulhu Ski Mask is designed and made to fit a human head, a human head that desires to take on the look of the dark one, of the elder gods. The...


Cthulhu Ski Mask

super hero poop batman

Etsy delivers the WTF yet again, this time in the form of poo. Superhero poo.   Happily there is also one for the kids in the form of a Cookie Mo...


Superhero Poop

Normal push pins are boring. Ok yeah, they perform an important job and aren’t designed to be fun and exciting, like garbagemen. But wouldn̵...


Googly Eyes Push Pins


Bacon, Whiskey and Coffee soap, ladies and gentlemen today we are one glorious step closer to the future. A future in which everything smells deliciou...


Bacon, Whiskey, and Coffee Soap

chocolate dipped insects

This Valentines day, instead of giving your girlfriend the same chocolate covered nuts that you do every year, how about you present your love with so...


Chocolate Covered Insects

Archer Pam's Dolphin Puppet

  SOlve all your workplace related problems with Pams Dolphin Puppet Plush Figure! This life sized version of Pams favorite HR tool is wearable and f...


Pam’s Dolphin Puppet

french fry lip balm

You know that gross greasy feeling you get when you eat some oily french fries, now you can have that feeling anytime you like! French fry lip balm me...


French Fry Lip Balm

  Keep the whole family entertained at the dinner table with this unique Calf and Half Double Walled Pitcher with Udders. Because nothing entertains ...


Calf and Half Double Walled Pitcher

skull and crossbones wax stamp

From now on, whenever I post out my bills to the electricity company I shall seal them with this Skull & Crossbones Wax Seal Stamp to let them kno...


Skull and Crossbones Wax Stamp


The Buddha Butter dish is the most perfectly enlightened way to keep your butter fresh, and there is nothing like a bit of fresh buddha butter. One ca...


Buddha Buddah

Buy Unique GIfts for men MANCARD

You can tell that this is a real Mancard by its very manly moustache, and the fact that it says MANCARD right there in big bold letters. This Stainles...




This is by far the purest, most chemically sound product on the market, anywhere. You could charge twice the current rate for this stuff and your cust...


Blue Rock Candy

Deep Tea Diver Tea Infuser

Start the day the right way with a nice heady tea. This Deep Tea Diving Helmet tea strainer is based on the classical Meoguri styled diving helmet (yo...


Deep Tea Diving Helmet

Zombie Kitty

This adorable undead kitty will give your children nightmare for years to come, and ensure that, when the time comes, the kids will ask for a puppy in...


Zombie Kitty Plush

Tiny Sad Keanu Figurine

Poor Sad Little Keanu Reeves, he just really needs a hug. Or a sandwich, he might look happier with a sandwich. Ok, maybe not. This Itsy Bitsy Sad Kea...


Tiny Sad Keanu Figurine

breaking bad stash box

Walter White: Nobel Prize winning chemistry genius turned science teacher turned kingpin; the central character of hit series Breaking Bad, now has hi...


Breaking Bad Stash Box

Ninja Grappling Hook

    This is the perfect way for any Batman wannabe to enter the superhero game without the budget of Bruce Wayne. Not everyone has a few billion...


Folding Grappling Hook

DOMO Toaster

Domo helps you say farewell to eating boring old plain toast, and hello to DOMO TOAST, toast with feeling! This Domo toaster puts the face of everyone...


DOMO Toaster

  As someone who likes to make the absolute best use out of my “Down Time” the potty putter is an absolute godsend. Now I can practice my...


Potty Putter

breast milk lollipops

Lollipop makers Lollyphile specialize in making unusual flavored lollipops aimed at adults, with flavors ranging from Chocolate Bacon to Absinth,  bu...


Breast Milk Lollipops

custom thongs

Boring shoes be gone! No longer shall we have to endure the eternal shame of walking around in boring old flip flops, a seller on etsy FlipSideFlipFlo...


Custom Flip Flops

skull toilet assisitant

  This is the perfect gift for someone who suffers from constipation. Why, I hear you ask? Because I am pretty damn sure that if I got up in the midd...


Skeletal Toilet Assistant

  Are you often concerned that your dog just isn’t fancy enough to take to the country club or the theatre?  Well worry no more, the Doggy...


Tuxedo Dog Collar

All the single ladies of the world may now rejoice, the boyfriend pillow is here to keep you company when others cant. Never again shall you know the...


Boyfriend Arm Pillow

  Domo-kun has bunny ears and is ready for Easter eggs. Many Easter eggs. ALL the Easter eggs! Unless they are apple flavored Easter eggs, b...



emergency mustache set

Never again shall you be in a situation where you are in desperate need of a mustache, but because of lack of foresight or being screwed over by gen...


Emergency Mustache Set


Sriracha Lip Balm – Or how to torture someone. When one thinks of lip balm, one does often thinks of painful lips, but usually the Lip Balm is t...


Sriracha Lip Balm


This Star Wars Bantha Plushie might indeed be a filthy animal according to Mace Windu, but he is still great fun for the whole family! This Star Wa...


Bantha Plushie

2013 is the Chinese year of the snake, and it seems fitting that this should be the year to coincide with the American Year of the Shamed Squirrel. T...


Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Crafting With Cat Hair

Every now and then something comes along that makes me realise that there is so much going on in the world that I am simply not exposed to. Crafting ...


Crafting With Cat Hair

If you are a lover of peanut butter then we recommend that you stay away from this Instant Regret Peanut Butter. Stay well away. The most aptly name...


Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Cat-In-A-Can. Never again shall you be forced to go without a cat for any period of time whatsoever with this all new Cat in a Can. Cat in A Can provi...



People often accuse me of having a dead black heart, and now, I can no longer deny that claim. This handmade anatomical Black Heart looks great and wo...


Black Heart Pencil Holder

Poop Stained Panties

Keep your money hidden is the one place that even crack heads dare to tread. In your shit stained underwear! These skidmarked bloomers are the perfe...


Poop Stained Underwear Wallet

Custom Stamps

I don’t know about you, but I have always thought that so many things in life would be immeasurably easier if I was able to carry around a num...


Custom Inspector Stamp Production

Filthy filthy mad libs. That’s what I like. To kill Hitler with a Giant Magical personal Pleasure Device, that’s the reason I get up in th...


Cards Against Humanity

Suck half a tablet of this and dissolve it on your tongue and it transform sour foods into sweet ones. Its truly a miracle! Miracle fruit tablets ar...


Miracle Fruit Tablets

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Just look at the pure happiness on that man’s face. How could anyone NOT want one of these 11 inch long inflatable unicorn horns handy aroun...


Inflatable Unicorn Horn

This is how you know that you are living in the future, now your sperm can carry all sorts of interesting information, rather than just your own baby ...

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Sperm USB Flash Drive – $22

Who better to fix your boo boo than good ole Honest Abe? Arguably, the most recognizable President of the United States now has truly accomplished eve...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages -$4

I for one, am very tired of spending hours upon hours teaching my pickle to yodel. Finally, a pre-yodelled pickle is available to the public . I hav...

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Yodelling Pickle – $12


Are you the kind of scumbag who loves to steal peoples lunches from the workplace fridge? Me too! Would you eat one of these? Me either. I’m kid...


Anti Theft Lunch Bags

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