2013 is the Chinese year of the snake, and it seems fitting that this should be the year to coincide with the American Year of the Shamed Squirrel. T...


Big Head Squirrel Feeder

Crafting With Cat Hair

Every now and then something comes along that makes me realise that there is so much going on in the world that I am simply not exposed to. Crafting ...


Crafting With Cat Hair

If you are a lover of peanut butter then we recommend that you stay away from this Instant Regret Peanut Butter. Stay well away. The most aptly name...


Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Cat-In-A-Can. Never again shall you be forced to go without a cat for any period of time whatsoever with this all new Cat in a Can. Cat in A Can provi...



People often accuse me of having a dead black heart, and now, I can no longer deny that claim. This handmade anatomical Black Heart looks great and wo...


Black Heart Pencil Holder

Well, it finally happened, Bacon has now completed its take over of the world by weaselling itself onto our Christmas Trees this year. Good job Baco...


Giant Bacon Candy Cane

Poop Stained Panties

Keep your money hidden is the one place that even crack heads dare to tread. In your shit stained underwear! These skidmarked bloomers are the perfe...


Poop Stained Underwear Wallet

Custom Stamps

I don’t know about you, but I have always thought that so many things in life would be immeasurably easier if I was able to carry around a num...


Custom Inspector Stamp Production

Filthy filthy mad libs. That’s what I like. To kill Hitler with a Giant Magical personal Pleasure Device, that’s the reason I get up in th...


Cards Against Humanity

Suck half a tablet of this and dissolve it on your tongue and it transform sour foods into sweet ones. Its truly a miracle! Miracle fruit tablets ar...


Miracle Fruit Tablets

Inflatable Unicorn Horn

Just look at the pure happiness on that man’s face. How could anyone NOT want one of these 11 inch long inflatable unicorn horns handy aroun...


Inflatable Unicorn Horn

This is how you know that you are living in the future, now your sperm can carry all sorts of interesting information, rather than just your own baby ...

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Sperm USB Flash Drive – $22

Who better to fix your boo boo than good ole Honest Abe? Arguably, the most recognizable President of the United States now has truly accomplished eve...

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Abraham Lincoln Bandages -$4

I for one, am very tired of spending hours upon hours teaching my pickle to yodel. Finally, a pre-yodelled pickle is available to the public . I hav...

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Yodelling Pickle – $12

Well, this certainly is different. poopsenders.com will send a bag of the poop of your choice (Elephant, Gorilla or plain old cow poop) to whomever yo...

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Elephant Poo – $22


Are you the kind of scumbag who loves to steal peoples lunches from the workplace fridge? Me too! Would you eat one of these? Me either. I’m kid...


Anti Theft Lunch Bags

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