WTF

Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-p...

$8

Portable Pizza Pocket

Sexy Pig Bacon Lube

What is only thing that is better than having sex? Having sex with someone who smells like a delicious pig. May all your lonely farmer dreams come tru...

$17

Bacon Lube

derp link mousepad

Look, Im not 100% sure what this is but I know that I love it. Sure you could look through the creators Etsy page and find plenty of normal mousepads,...

$8

Derp Link Mousepad

rude balloons

You know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send LeadBaloons.com a ...

$1

Rude Baloons

Chicken Drumstick Pillow

Our delightfully odd friends over at belovedwear presents something you didnt even know you never needed, the Chicken Drumstick pillow. Its a pillow t...

$25

Chicken Drumstick Pillow

super hero poop batman

Etsy delivers the WTF yet again, this time in the form of poo. Superhero poo.   Happily there is also one for the kids in the form of a Cookie Mo...

$16

Superhero Poop

chicken diaper

Much like grandma, having your chicken running around your house with its nether regions hanging out will ruin even the most relaxed dinner parties. N...

$20

Chicken Diapers

We all know the feeling oh too well, you’re sipping on a Bloody Mary after a big night out and you you think to yourself, “This needs som...

$12

Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws

vampire teabag

Vampire Teabags. Sometimes, you just stumble upon something on the Internet that makes you sit back and wonder what you are doing with your life, and ...

$15

Vampire Teabags

ryan gosling earrings

How many times have you looked at your plain old no-Gosling earring and thought to yourself, damn, I am sick and tired of not having Ryan Gosling on m...

$16

Ryan Gosling Earrings

breast milk lollipops

Lollipop makers Lollyphile specialize in making unusual flavored lollipops aimed at adults, with flavors ranging from Chocolate Bacon to Absinth,  bu...

$10

Breast Milk Lollipops

So, Perhaps I am mentally sick and twisted beyond belief. It is possible, I was dropped on my head quite a lot as a child. But when I look at this Bat...

$20

“Psycho” Bloody Bath Mat

Crafting With Cat Hair

Every now and then something comes along that makes me realise that there is so much going on in the world that I am simply not exposed to. Crafting ...

$10

Crafting With Cat Hair

I for one, am very tired of spending hours upon hours teaching my pickle to yodel. Finally, a pre-yodelled pickle is available to the public . I hav...

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Yodelling Pickle – $12

Well, this certainly is different. poopsenders.com will send a bag of the poop of your choice (Elephant, Gorilla or plain old cow poop) to whomever yo...

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Elephant Poo – $22

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