Gifts For People You Don’t Like
dog butt magnets

Because who doesn’t love a dirty ass on their fridge? If dog asses arent  your thing, then how about a cat ass? There is an ass to please ever...


Dog Butt Magnets

solar powered waving queen

Place your very own Solar Powered Waving Queen in sunlight and watch Her Majesty wave her subtle wave that lets you know just how much better than y...


Solar Powered Waving Queen

Carlton Shirt

There are shirts and then there are shirts. This is a Carlton shirt. If you only ever wear one shirt for the rest of your life then this is the shirt....


Carlton Shirt

Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-p...


Portable Pizza Pocket

rude balloons

You know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send a ...


Rude Baloons

dancing with jesus

  Dancing with Jesus puts to rest the notion that having holes in your feet means that you cant use them to bust a move. Dancing with Jesus is filled...


Dancing With jesus

If you have ever thought to yourself “You know what this candy cane needs? Enough spice to burn my eyebrows off on the way in and blow a hole in...


Sriracha Candy Canes

chicken diaper

Much like grandma, having your chicken running around your house with its nether regions hanging out will ruin even the most relaxed dinner parties. N...


Chicken Diapers

french fry lip balm

You know that gross greasy feeling you get when you eat some oily french fries, now you can have that feeling anytime you like! French fry lip balm me...


French Fry Lip Balm

unt mug

I have no idea what an UNT is, but the person who sent this to me assures me wholeheartedly that I am one, and that this mug is the perfect gift for m...


Unt Mug

vampire teabag

Vampire Teabags. Sometimes, you just stumble upon something on the Internet that makes you sit back and wonder what you are doing with your life, and ...


Vampire Teabags

bullshit stamp

At long last, I finally found a gift that will allow me to be honest when the boss dumps one more of his stupid efficiency proposals on my desk. The n...


Bullshit Stamp

breast milk lollipops

Lollipop makers Lollyphile specialize in making unusual flavored lollipops aimed at adults, with flavors ranging from Chocolate Bacon to Absinth,  bu...


Breast Milk Lollipops

Fart Pads

  These Subtle Butt fart pads are designed to absorb and neutralize farts. Simply put the fart pad in your underwear and fart away, secure in...


Fart Pads

back hair shaver worst fathers day gifts

  For those of us who were raised by bears, this comes just in time for mothers day. Or for all the folk out there who were raised by normal pare...


Back Hair Shaver

All the single ladies of the world may now rejoice, the boyfriend pillow is here to keep you company when others cant. Never again shall you know the...


Boyfriend Arm Pillow

So, Perhaps I am mentally sick and twisted beyond belief. It is possible, I was dropped on my head quite a lot as a child. But when I look at this Bat...


“Psycho” Bloody Bath Mat

Crafting With Cat Hair

Every now and then something comes along that makes me realise that there is so much going on in the world that I am simply not exposed to. Crafting ...


Crafting With Cat Hair

If you are a lover of peanut butter then we recommend that you stay away from this Instant Regret Peanut Butter. Stay well away. The most aptly name...


Instant Regret Peanut Butter

Cat-In-A-Can. Never again shall you be forced to go without a cat for any period of time whatsoever with this all new Cat in a Can. Cat in A Can provi...



Cookin’ With Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price is proof that you don’t have to be a talented writer to get a book published. This i...


Cookin With Coolio

The internet still never fails to surprise. While browsing Amazon today, looking for Christmas gifts for my family members, I stumbled upon somethi...


Five Pounds of Rust

I for one, am very tired of spending hours upon hours teaching my pickle to yodel. Finally, a pre-yodelled pickle is available to the public . I hav...

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Yodelling Pickle – $12

Well, this certainly is different. will send a bag of the poop of your choice (Elephant, Gorilla or plain old cow poop) to whomever yo...

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Elephant Poo – $22

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