chicken diaper

Much like grandma, having your chicken running around your house with its nether regions hanging out will ruin even the most relaxed dinner parties. Now you can rest assured that your chickens naughty bits will be covered in a most stylish way (again, hopefully like grandma) with Chicken Diapers.

Chicken Diapers are washable and easy to put on your favorite household uncooked chicken. Apparently chickens make great pets because of their gentle yet delicious nature, but their tendency to shit everywhere they possibly can makes them a terrible companion to watch television with. Now with some chicken diapers your best chooky friend can cuddle up with you and watch Man versus Food for hours on end.