By now I’m sure you have spent plenty of time cruising around Pandora, killing hordes of innocent Bandit bystanders and doing your best to destroy the fragile ecosystem by slaughtering every single animal that moves. Good Times!
But every now and then your puny human body will require sustenance of some sort. So unfortunately you are required to drag your sorry body away from Borderlands 2 and venture out into the big, scary world in order to forage more Cola and Pizza Pockets. But before you leave minion, just remember that in order not to get yourself arrested and thrown in jail, you will be required to wear pants of some sort, and of course, this T Shirt, showing everybody you meet, just who’s minion you are.
Well, thanks for your time and good luck at the shops. It was nice knowing you. I hear being eaten alive by Bonerfarts isn’t a such a bad way to go.