Giant Microbes Sperm Cell (Spermatozoon) Plush Toy

This is probably the most sweet and cuddly sperm that I have seen in quite some time. And doesn’t it look happy!?

This is the perfect gift for so many circumstances. Vasectomies, adult circumcisions, a plush toy for a the child of a person that has been pissing you off… the list goes on and on.

If you have lived your life this far and never curled up to sleep with a soft little sperm beneath your head then you are truly missing out.