Look no further folks, this is the complete canine insemination kit, complete with all the instructions you could ever need to knock up that dog of your dreams.
This kit comes fully equipped with one 12 inch Plastic Semen Collection Sheath, one Sterile non-spermicidal Lubricant, a 10 inch Sealed Insemination Rod, and a Sterile Plastic syringe. Everything you could possibly need for a wild weekend with that special canine someone.
It even comes with fully descriptive instruction on how to collect the semen as well as deposit it in the bitch of your choice.
Never again will you wonder “Now how am I supposed to jerk off this dog??”