Or, How to Drink Like a Sir.

classy shot glass

The description on the store page asks only one thing of you, to fill this with whatever cures your ails, be it fruit punch or 2% milk. But I have found that this also works rather well when filled with whiskey or bourbon. Scientific research also suggests that other alcoholic beverages might also work equally as well, but without further testing there can be no further comment.

TO THE LAB.

Later that night…

Also, if you haven’t been reading channelate.com then you are missing out on one of the most deliciously warped webcomics of the last few years. Give it a read, and if you don’t like it, you can go straight to hell. Or Milwaukee, whichever is easier for you.