holy toast

And God said “Let there be bread” and there was bread. God saw that the bread was good and so separated dark toast from light toast. God called light toast delicious, and the darkness he called a waste of bread. “Seriously guys”, he said, “if you are eating charcoal, then its far too dark” sayeth the Lord.

Sanctify up your morning meal with this easy-to-use, hard-to-stop-using,  Holy Toast Bread Stamper. Never again shall you have to suffer a morning without some holy bread in your mouth.

Funnily enough, after a large amount of testing on a variety of different types of bread, we discovered that these work best when used with a white bread such as Wonder Bread.

I genuinely cannot wait to give one of these to my pastor this Christmas, and tell him to use plenty of butter on the Lord.