joffrey target practice

If anyone in the history of literature needs shooting in the head, it is Joffrey Baratheon. George R. R. Martin certainly has a penchant for creating the most horrible, Machiavellian characters. And then there is Joffrey.

A Game of Thrones is unique for me in that it has both my most loved and most hated characters of all time. In the history of every book I have ever read, they are few characters that I have ever flat-out loathed quite as much as I do Joffrey Baratheon.

For those who have not read the books and are getting all their Game of Thrones goodness from the HBO series, I will not spoil anything except to say, you wait. You just wait.

This poster could be the perfect catharsis to every single House Stark fan out there. Buy one for yourself, buy one for your friends, buy one for Ned Stark… oh, wait. Every person on this earth should know the pure pleasure of shooting this little bastard in the head.

But, when your father is also your uncle you never really stand a chance to be nice and normal do you?

  • Bruce Wayan

    What I wouldn’t give to be able to shoot this guy in the face a few thousand times. Add a Cersie to this and I will take a dozen!

  • evie

    Poor Joffrey, he is just severeley misunderstood.

    • Alfred Spatchcock

      I think Bronn said it best with “Theres no cure for being a c*#t”