The book that every person who has ever pooped needs to read, the Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop
This book is the only known translation of a mystical ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana.
Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize your number twos, as well as quite possibly the finest example of family friendly toilet humor this side of Sesame Street (Seriously Big Bird put on some pants). For a book about finding peace whilst pooping, it is surprisingly clean, with (Happily) no overly graphical images and never delving into the depths of toilet humor as one might assume it inevitably would, and trust me when I say that you will learn something from this book. I dont know that I had ever considered even the possibility of toilet “Group Positions” or Pooping while Skydiving, but here it is.
Once you expose yourself to what the Kama Pootra is offering you, you will never look at a toilet the same way again. A new experience awaits you with every flush.