Legless Pirate Cork Screw

Legless Piratic Cork ScrewYarrr, what could be more Piratic than a legless Pirate Cork Screw ye landlubber tell me that will ye? Well, ok, maybe a rum bottle, but apart from that nothing I tells ye, NOTHING.

This Legless Pirate Cork Screw is from suck.uk.com, and is by far and away the most cutest, angriest one legged cork screw that I have ever laid my eyes upon.

Well, ok, one could also make the point that this Pirate Cork Screw is in fact not legless at all, being that he still has one good leg, but we all know that its a really bad idea to argue with a pirate, just just shut up and admire the pure unadulterated coolness of this corkscrew.

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