I met Lil Sebastian

Possibly the best thing to potentially happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe, ladies and gentlemen I give you the world famous Lil’ Sebastian.

He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light, and the 8th most photographed thing in America.

He was Pawnee’s Horse.

Lil’ Sebastian spent his years changing the world for the better, and those of us who had the very large pleasure to actually meet this grand and wonderful mini-horse can now commemorate this fact with a very special t-shirt commemorating this fact.

For those of us that loved him the way only a Pawneean can, below is the very special tribute song sung at Lil’ Sebastians memorial service, 5000 Candles in the Wind.

Sing Along.

Bye Bye Lil’ Sebastian Full Lyrics

Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we’ve all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to fly

Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind

And though we all miss you everyday
We know you’re up there eating heaven’s hay
And here’s the part that hurts the most
Humans cannot ride a ghost

Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind
Everybody sing it now!

Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
Miss you in the saddest fashion
Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian
You’re 5000 candles in the wind

Maybe someday we’ll saddle up again
And I know I’ll always miss my horsiest friend
Spread your wings and fly
Spread your wings and fly