Nicolas Cage Pillowcase

 

nic cage pillowcase

The One True God Nic Cage has now graced us with his very image on a pillowcase, that we may have him close to our dreams to protect us from the evil of Travolta who seeks to invade our night time slumber with images of evil alphabets and Xenu. Praise be to lord Cage and Praise be to his name. May you see him in your dreams and may he protect you from Saturday Night Fever.

Also, this could be the single best ever review of any item on Amazon:

I liked the zipper and the feel for it. I got it for my friend for his birthday and it was perfect.