Pizza Scented Turtle Soap!
They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team,
They’re heroes in a soap form and they’re green,
When the filthy dirt attacks, these turtle boys don’t cut it no slack…
These hand made turtle soaps fight crime and grime and are guaranteed to make you smell less like a sewer and more like a ninja. A pizza scented ninja naturally, as these soaps are in fact pizza scented, (Yes, thats right, pizza scented soaps, why do you act as if that totally isn’t a normal thing?) and are made from one hundred percent natural and totally vegan friendly materials. These soaps are a full 5 ounces of turtle power and come in at only $6 each.
These are a dedicated fans creation, and are in no way an officially licensed or endorsed product.