Never again shall you be forced to suffer the ignominy of being in a situation where you desperately need pizza but because of your stupid non pizza-proof pants you were forced to leave it at home. The Portable Pizza Pocket is here to save you from ever being without an emergency slice again.
Guys will love you, girls will swoon over you, you will be beating people off with a stick when you wear the Pizza Pouch. So before you take on that responsibility you need to sit down and really take a long hard think to make sure that you are really ready for the fame and glory that wearing the Portable Pizza Pouch will bring you.
Or I dunno, maybe people will look at you funny.