ron swanson bust

This 7 inch bust of Ron Swanson from NBC’s Parks and Recreation is a glorious testament to the pure masculine glory that is Ron Swanson.

While perhaps not as affective as, say, a shotgun, people sitting at your desk will be in no doubt of who is in charge in the room. Not you, not them, but Ron F****** Swanson.

This bust comes engraved with some of Ron’s most famous words of wisdom “Give me all of the bacon and eggs you have”, though with a small amount of craftsmanship, any moron with a crucible, an acetylene torch and a cast iron waffle maker could make it to read any of Ron Swanson’s words of wisdom. Perhaps my personal favorite: “Never half ass 2 things, whole ass one thing”

or “We have a philosophical difference on what constitutes a law”

Maybe “Your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely”

Perhaps his famous Hangover cure which involves “cooking myself a large flank steak, pan fried in salted butter. I eat that, put on a pair of wet socks and go to sleep”

or “People who buy things are suckers”

Wait….

No

The editor says that I have to tell you to ignore that last one and Buy the Bust.