rude baloonsYou know the old expression “That went down like a lead balloon”, well someone took that idea and ran with it. You send LeadBaloons.com a dollar and they will send you a rude balloon, or something like $12 for a pack of 13 Bastard balloons.

Choose from a number of happy messages like the above simple yet effective “Bastard”, or choose something a bit happier like “you are a waste of blood and organs”, or “another year closer to the sweet release of death”.

 

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These are guaranteed to really liven up Grandma’s next birthday party. Or get you excommunicated from the family. Either way it should be a right laugh.