Foot goes in. Shark bites down. Foot becomes warm. That’s how socks and sharks work.
Or, that how sharks work in my fantasy world, where sharks are just big friendly dogs who want nothing more than to warm your tootsies.
I will be honest though, I have been through quite a few shark week’s in my time and I have never seen a shark quite as small and made from comfortable Acrylic Fibre such as this. I do feel slightly bad that they are killing and skinning them just to make a pair of socks. But they are damned comfortable socks, so I guess it is worth it.