skull toilet assisitant

This is the perfect gift for someone who suffers from constipation. Why, I hear you ask? Because I am pretty damn sure that if I got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet and saw this grinning at me, It would scare the sh!t out of me.

The hefty polyresin design measures almost 8 and a half inches high, weighs in at almost 2 pounds, and is a great idea for Halloween. Or all year if you are that kind of person. No judgements.

Fun skeletal fact: Only around 3% of all the animals on Earth are vertebrates that possess a backbone or spine. There are well over 65,000 types of vertebrates, but this only makes up around 3% of all animals on the planet. Weird huh.

Toilet paper not included.