Can you tell me the pne thing that your phone is missing? More internal memory or a battery life that extends beyond midday? Nope, you are so far off. The one thing that it is missing, a decent pair of undies.
What kind of wanton heathen allows their phone to show itself in public without covering up its naughty docking parts.
There are several types of smart phone underwear types available including striped boomerang, boxers, and the all important leapard print banana hammock.
Tell me The Todd, do you approve of these?
Yeah, The Todd high fives all over these babies.