sperm in yo hand

This is how you know that you are living in the future, now your sperm can carry all sorts of interesting information, rather than just your own baby making formula.

This flash drive is more than just a silly little sperm, it is a silly little sperm that can carry 4 gig of your data. It is made from soft, strong plastic, so you don’t have to worry about damaging your sperm, it can take quite a good whack when it has to, although you should probably be a little bit gentle with it, rather than just flogging it around.

This is probably the only socially acceptable way that you will be able to give your mother some sperm. Oedipus would be proud.
sperm in yo hand