The Big Lebowski Kit: The Dude Abides (Running Press Mega Kit)

This kit is all worth whatever it takes even if it is just for the mouse pad. It really ties the room together, you know?

Since so often you fail to achieve to finish your coffee, included in this pack is a mug that will ensure that you never fail to finish it again. Always start any endeavour by finishing your coffee, and always be mindful. There’s a beverage here!

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me dude there are ways. Hell i can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon…. with nail polish. Provided you pay for the quick shipping I guess.

So yeah, you want to know what is actually in this kit, I shall abide.

  • There is a mouse pad in the pattern of the infamous rug
  • a coffee cup, a rubber toe with nail polish, naturally.
  • A magnet sporting the famous phrase “The Dude Abides”
  • A book with a bunch of trivia and shots from the movie itself.

I cant think of a clever way to end this so I shall just leave you with my favorite line of the entire movie .

Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.