Utensilmate

Do you have trouble not eating an entire bottle of ranch dressing with every single meal? I know I do. Well now your pants can rest easy thanks to Utensilmate.

Utensilmate is a unique culinary accessory designed to enhance yet control your condiment eating experience.

Oh yes.

The Utensilmate Kickstarters promise us that the Utensilmate is an innovative form of condiment dispenser that you can snap on to your metal eating utensils to accurately measure your condiment intake.

All you have to do to fill it up is stick the blue end in your poison of choice, ans plunge out as much of the condiment as you think you should be eating, not as much as you want to be eating. Now your meal intake is measured. Huzzah!

The Utensilmate, you don’t know you need it, but you do.