Do you have a friend that can open bottles with their teeth?

I used to be that idiot friend until I chipped one of my front teeth trying to open a bottle while swimming. Needless to say, I don’t use my teeth any more, but once I got my zombie opener I can relive my mindless bottle chewing days once again. Glorious!

Seriously though, this is a nicely solid unique little opener that will set you back under $15 and surely turn heads wherever you take it.